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| 12:23am 27/09/2025 |
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I'm going to quit the Internet and real life for awhile. Maybe a week. |
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| 09:41pm 25/09/2025 |
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Ok, who hacked my Live Journal? |
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| 10:31pm 21/09/2025 |
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mood:  cock luver!
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Guess what? I am at a freind's house. We are having a blast. More fun than you have ever had. retard. God hates retardeds. hahaha. I. am. cool. Jesus. Cock. Robber of the bank. Guess what? I hacked Miles' Live Journal. I am gay. This is really Miles. I swear. Promise. Ask me a question only I would know and I will answer it. No. Matter. What. Cardinal. Cancneew |
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| 10:53pm 14/09/2025 |
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Nascar is fun. Funt. |
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| 12:26am 09/09/2025 |
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mood:  calm
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I heard George W. Bush was the reason Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans. |
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| 11:18pm 29/08/2025 |
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mood:  bored
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Ask me a question and I'll answer it. No. Matter. What. |
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| 11:07pm 23/08/2025 |
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My rats are fighting |
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| 11:12pm 14/08/2025 |
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mood:  awake
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I have come to a conclusion. Women’s brains are missing or severally limited in the humor section.
Let me finish. I want you to think, actually think, and don’t just create an instance in your mind simply because your mind is saying, “It has had to happen” where a female has told a joke that made you REALLY laugh. Now, if you are currently in a relationship don’t even answer, we all know you didn’t even think 2 seconds on it. You just simple checked yes because you are a pussy. I sat and thought for hours for an occasion. I got nothing. Then I thought about my mother. I have spent 18 years with her, she has had to at least had one time where she said something funny. Nothing. Then I thought about all the times my mom has actually really laughed. I could only think of 5 occasions. Now, I know some of you are thinking, “But wait, what about Ellen Degren… How ever you spell her name” Well, I thought about it and I remembered that the Swedish institute of science did a test on gay and lesbians brains to see if being gay is a choice or something in the brain. They found that a gay person’s brain took on some characteristics of a girl’s brain and lesbians a guy’s. So lesbians will take on guy characteristics and being funny is one of them. |
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| 11:27pm 08/08/2025 |
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Poor old johnny ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
He moved a million hearts in mono
Our mothers used
To sing along, who’d blame them
You’re grown (a grown up), so grown (so grown up), now I must say more than ever
(come on eileen)
Go toora loora toora loo rye aye
And we can sing just like our fathers
[chorus]:
Come on eileen, oh I swear (what he means)
At these moments, you mean everything
With you in that dress, oh my thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Ah come on eileen
Come on eileen !
These people round here wear beaten down eyes
Sunk in smoke dried faces
They’re so resigned to what their fate is
But not us (no never), no not us (no never)
We are far too young and clever
Remember
Go toora loora toora loo rye aye
Eileen I’ll hum this tune forever (x2)
Come on eileen oh I swear (what he means)
Ah come on, let’s take off everything
That pretty red dress, oh eileen tell him yes
Ah come on let’s, ah come on eileen
Come on eileen oh I swear (what he means)
At these moments you mean everything
Come on eileen too-loo rye-aye
Come on eileen too-loo rye-aye
Toora toora-too-loora
We are far too young and clever
And things wont ever change
Come on eileen, oh I swear (what he means)
At this moment, you mean everything to me
You mean everything |
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| 12:57am 05/08/2025 |
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mood:  chipper
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American Eagle! |
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| 03:18am 01/08/2025 |
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mood:  blank
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HELLO GOD! |
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| 02:42am 01/08/2025 |
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mood:  loved
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i can't keep it bottled up anymore. I have recently got a girl friend, and I LOVE HER SO DAMN FUCKING SHIT MUCH! She is perfect. In everyway. First off, she is SUPER funny. She tells jokes and makes observations so witty Jerry Seinfeld himself is impressed. Why she isn't doing stand up is beyond me. 2nd off she is so damn sexy. third she is so smart she seriously, no joke got like a 38 on her ACT. Now, that is smart. She can run a mile in 3.2 minutes. She knows morris code. She can change a tire. Now, what the fuck? Is she an angel? SHE IS PERFECT, we are soul mates. I've only known her for like 20 hours but I know, I got these feelings deep down inside of me that is SCREAMING, "She is the one" Now my emotions and feelings have been wrong before but awwww.... Umm, well, I"M IN LOVE We went to chircos and had a buetuful conversation, don't worry I wrote it down word for word.
Me: So.... What are you doing tomorrow?
Her: Nothing really, you?
Me: I work from 9:00-1:00
Her: We should go see a movie at 7:00
Me: What movie?
Her: Must love dogs
Me: Lets go see STEALTH
Her: No.
Me: Like, why not?
Her: I'm going with my mom to shop some, see you tomorrow at 7:00.
Me: Bye
NOW you can't produce those kinds of conversations unless you are in love. See why I love her?
We had this great conversation while I was watching Seinfeld the other day, she talked about how a 2 year college was perfect for her. And I said I want a 4 year college. SEE? Do you have those conversations with friends? NO! Only love can make those words come out.
We do stuff like go get pop at Velocity and watch T.V. and then I helped her put together a book case. Just shit you can't do unless you are in love. If you were like me and once you said, "Love doesn't exsist, I'm happy being alone" YOU ARE AN IDIOT, you aren't living, unless you have someone you have to go hang out with on a regular basis or they get mad you are not living.
Oh by the way, LOVE.
(This isn't directed towards anyone, though they will say it is) |
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| 09:42pm 31/07/2025 |
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mood: calm
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Ok, this is an emotional update.
My mother was in a store and some gangsterz came in and shot her. Now me and my 3 adopted brothers are going to hunt down the killer, No. Matter. What.
Just kidding guys. LOL. That didn't happen to me, that is actually a plot of a up and coming movie called 4 brothers. I almost got you. |
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| 10:38pm 24/07/2025 |
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leave an anymous comment about me. Leave a nasty insult. |
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| 02:05am 04/07/2015 |
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mood:  busy
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I'm writing this book with a friend of mine named P.J. Blankenship about this guy. It will be great. I'll keep U updated. |
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| 01:07am 04/07/2015 |
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Tomorrow plans:
Cut the grass. |
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| 10:24pm 03/07/2015 |
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Yeah none of that happened. |
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